Dived into “Five Nights at Freddy’s” pre-sequel hype, no game experience… total letdown at 5/10.
Predictable jumpscares flop hard; animatronics look cool (Henson magic) but zero scares, more goofy than grim. Josh Hutcherson sleepwalks as traumatized guard Mike; Lillard hams it up as villain dad. Plot’s lore-dump mess, family drama clunky.
Watchable B-flick for kids/fans craving pizza-bot nostalgia, but non-gamers? Yawn-fest.
Sequel for diehards cashing $300M check – who needs scares when bucks flow? Pass.
